September302014

fromthemiddleoftheocean:

Clintasha 7/10 AUs | AU "Based on a Quote"
↳“People think we had a love-hate relationship. Well, I did not love him, nor did I hate him. We had mutual respect for each other, even as we both planned each other's murder.”
-Werner Herzog.

You see, we have a love-hate relationship kind of thing. It's sorta like a game of cat and dog. We're always challenging and pushing each other's limits. Which, is kinda hot, actually.  
-Didn't your mother ever teach you how to treat a lady?
-Good thing you're not a lady then.
-What a gentleman. My kind of man.

(via rromanoffs)

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12AM

princedorkface:

So we got new Latin books today and my teacher immediately told us to turn to page 81.

This is the original picture:

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A picture of a statue of Poseidon.

But look at some of the treasures we found:

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Rockstar dominatrix Poseidon.

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Old woman Poseidon.

BUT THIS IS WHERE WE LOST IT…

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X-MEN CYCLOPES POSEIDON

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AND MASTER CHIEF POSEIDON

(via petcanadian)

12AM
weinerman-tested:

okaminagihime:

I’m convinced that fish are just puppies with gills :3

puffer fish especially are very smart. i read they can recognize ppl and are very friendly ive seen a few sites calling them aqua-dogs hahah -0- thats so cute.

weinerman-tested:

okaminagihime:

I’m convinced that fish are just puppies with gills :3

puffer fish especially are very smart. i read they can recognize ppl and are very friendly ive seen a few sites calling them aqua-dogs hahah -0- thats so cute.

(Source: yodiscrepo, via petcanadian)

12AM

riskpig:

fifty-shadesofgay:

castielsunderpants:

straighttohelvetica:

Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue I’ve ever heard in an animated movie.

NO BUT THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD GODDAMN MOVIE LIKE THE MUSIC IS FUN AND SUPERB THE CHARACTERS WERE REAL PEOPLE EVEN THE ANTAGONISTS THE WOMEN WERE GREAT IT WAS ALL GREAT. IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOURE JEWISH, CHRISTIAN, MUSLIM, ATHEIST, WHATEVER ELSE IT DOESNT MATTER ITS SUCH A GOOD MOVIE AND ITS LITERALLY ONLY 90 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY AND EXPERIENCE THIS HERE JUST CLICK IT LITERALLY IT WILL OPEN IN A NEW TAB GO WATCH. 

also can we point out that none of the characters were white? like damn accurate depictions of Biblical characters

I reblog every time Prince of Egypt comes up because holy fuck this movie is so good.

(via petcanadian)

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thecogsofmycranium:

A’shop

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12AM

tastefullyoffensive:

Mr. Bean Inserted Into Famous Portrait Paintings by Rodney Pike [via]

Previously: Classic Paintings Recreated with Sesame Street Characters

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12AM

twit light, the dark and mysterious story of Lord Byron

(Source: onlylostphysics, via apitnobaka)

12AM

kitsunecoffee:

thekumazone:

Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons

I’M BIG DON’T TOUCH ME

(Source: owls-only, via calumon)

September292014
6PM

(Source: ashlingtumbls, via tessaviolet)

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mvlans:

when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like

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(via petcanadian)

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onlydillon:

deaddreamers:

best photoset I’ve ever seen

I’ve seen all I need to see in life 

(Source: iammyurl, via petcanadian)

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cannedviennasausage:

monobeartheater:

literally what the fuck is the lego movie ive only seen gifs and they all make it look like completely seperate things they cant possibly be one plot

It’s like toy story on cocaine and it is great

(Source: splendous, via officialfrenchtoast)

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